gayasscommie:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

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We’re 2 years off from government by pornhub

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

“you’re an adult now”

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“you need to choose a career”

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“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

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Less dick pics, more dik diks

skippercifer:

penicillium-pusher:

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this picture doesn’t showcase their size well enough, so here’s this

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basedheisenberg:
“ Real recognizes real.
”

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

triliv:
“~
”

triliv:

gingahhh:
“ when your life fallin apart but you still got that one thing goin for you
”

gingahhh:

when your life fallin apart but you still got that one thing goin for you